Apocalypse Road

Get your motor runnin’ Head out on the highway Lookin’ for adventure And whatever comes our way Yeah Darlin’ go make it happen Take the world in a love embrace Fire all of your guns at once And explode into space I like smoke and lightning Heavy metal thunder Racin’ with the wind And the

“Spoken Hey you – You up there – Yeah you Can you hear me? I said, I said can you hear me? Don’t you listen to me when I’m talking to you? If you can’t go for it, you can’t go for it good! And that means you ain’t gonna get away from what you

“If you start me up If you start me up I’ll never stop I’ve been running hot You got me ticking gonna blow my top If you start me up If you start me up I’ll never stop You make a grown man cry Spread out the oil, the gasoline I walk smooth, ride in

Commentator:Hello and welcome to what looks like being a very exciting race todayAmong the top drivers are Noddy Holder of the Brahms and Lizst CupHis team mate is one of Britain’s wildest fellows, James Lea. Let’s hope his accident record can be overcome today. And now, just coming down the straight in the all familiar

“This is part 7 of the fictionalized Essendarium replay. Today we complete the team run-down and prepare for the race itself next week. Since we have crossed the 500 mark and the game is ready to roll into the art department, it is just a matter of time before we start working on the finished

“This is part 6 of the fictionalized Essendarium replay. I hope you are all enjoying reading it as much as I am enjoying writing it.”  -Jeff

“Below is part 5 of the fictionalized Essendarium replay. It has so far been a blast to write and I hope you are enjoying it as well.”  -Jeff

“Great news, great news! In case you were unaware, Apocalypse Road has reached the 500 mark between the writing of this article and the previous one. It is my firm belief that once Apocalypse Road enters the ‘wild’ that word of mouth will spread and it will do very well among people that are not

“Welcome back to the Essendarium, the ongoing recap of the final race in the Apocalypse Road series where I will be revealing the teams of Apocalypse Road, the cars and the stories behind the game, both fictional and real. These first few articles will be covering the various teams in Apocalypse Road and possibly some